A team of crack vampires are hired by Doctor Jesus Antivenom to manage a circus of Norwegian chimpanzees, and a couple of lovable love sick blue whales, but instead discover Adam Cartwright's lost pig, Mine Shaft hanging at a donut roast, reaping riffs on superficial stagecraft splinters, and making bad TV scripts. We warned you, but you listened,

A team of crack vampires are hired by Doctor Jesus Antivenom to manage a circus of Norwegian chimpanzees, and a couple of lovable love sick blue whales, but instead discover Adam Cartwright's lost pig, Mine Shaft hanging at a donut roast, reaping riffs on superficial stagecraft splinters, and making bad TV scripts. We warned you, but you listened, so go